Remember the days of Big Brother 1, when the most scandalous moment was Mel kissing Andy? And we watched HOURS of Anna the Nun and those blinking chickens? Oh, reality TV, how you’ve grown.
Now it’s time for Ex On The Beach series 7, which means another bundle of body beautiful, fight-prone singles pitching up in paradise (this time on the idyllic shores of Bali), waiting for their exes to turn up and cause mayhem.
MTV promises telly troublemakers Chloe Ferry, David Hawley, Josh Ritchie and Sam Reece will be thrown into the mix. But here is the opening lineup of cast members for series 7.
You may remember the Scottish glamour girl from Geordie Shore’s Party Tour – she and her equally hot twin sister, Leonie, went back to the caravan with Scotty T and Gaz for a ‘buck’ in Ibiza. She’s totally naked in her Twitter profile pic. Fun fact: she once worked in New Look.
He’s an ex-fitness model and tattoo fan from Kent who owns some very cute dogs (check out his Instagram feed). ‘The kind of person I’d like to meet on EOTB is someone who doesn’t take themselves too serious, is up for a laugh and is horny as f*ck,’ Dean says. ‘Did I say horny as f*ck?’ Oh Dean, you did. Twice.
Vicky Pattison’s firefighter ex hails from Essex. He claims Vicky got together with her boyfriend, John Noble, one day after they split and he’s not super-thrilled. She must be delighted he’s taking part. We’re sure he won’t be talking about her at all.
Chloe Ferry’s ex recently got suspended from Geordie Shore for his partying ways. He’s dated Jemma Lucy and Sarah Goodhart and tashed on with Marnie Simpson and Charlotte Crosby, too.
The VIP nightclub host is from Birmingham. She says she’s funny, really good at football, but has an explosive temper. Nicole – who’s only had one proper boyfriend – is looking for a ‘loyal, good-looking family man who’s got respect’. Good luck with that in Bali, pet.
He and Jessica Hayes won Love Island 2015, then split up. The former Durham cricketer has dated Charlotte Crosby and former Miss Great Britain Zara Holland. Of Zara, the true gent said, ‘The sex was just on the same basis as her personality, nothing special or to write home about.’ Miaow.
Appeared in Beauty School Cop Outs with Scarlett Moffatt and Jeremy McConnell. She and Jezza ended up in bed, where he told her he liked someone else. Better luck this time, Sav.
The first arrival on the island is Marty McKenna's ex, Geordie Shore star Chloe Ferry. Notorious for her wild partying and love of chicken nuggets (she even stored some some in her bikini), Chloe will be the loudest contestant on the show - but will that help her find a new romance?
24-year-old was a nightmare arrival on the beach for his ex-girlfriend Ché. Lee admits to having trouble with his temper, but blames his ex for their break-up.
A fan of travel and qualified in physiotherapy, the Dubliner is bound to be a hit with the ladies on the show
The young amateur boxer got a surprise when he arrived on the show in episode two, only to discover his ex Nicole had already left the villa.
However, he wasted no time getting to know the ladies who were still looking for love on the show and the fitness fanatic has been pictured partying with Chloe Ferry in Newcastle since the series finished filming.
The glamour model ex of Max Morley livened up villa life immediately as she arrived hoping to reconile with her former lover. Despite having a relationship with one of Max's close friends, Georgia said that she wanted to apologise and make peace with him.
Max appeared only to happy to do so, ditching Che McSorley in a game of Would You Rather for his former squeeze.
The ex of Dean Ralph. Stevie has "unfinished business" with the Beach hunk.
"I went to Marbella on his birthday and he didn’t reply to one of my messages so I haven’t spoken to him since. I don’t know if there are feelings there with Dean but I’m going on the show to see what the craic is," she said.
An pal of Geordie Shore stars such as Chelsea Barber, Stevie is no stranger to partying hard and she's ready to have fun on the Beach.
"I’m not bothered by any of my other exes, I’m coming on the show, I’m single and I’m here to have fun," she said.
Chloe Ferry's ex made a dramatic arrival on the island, reigniting old tensions with the Geordie Shore star's on-off lover Marty.
The DJ and promoter quickly had confrontations with Marty and the pair's attempts to clear the air only look like keeping the peace for a short amount of time.
Chloe was so distraught about Sam's arrival that she attempted to swim to freedom away from the villa.
Exes tipped to be heading to the villa later in the series include Sam Reece, Bradley Hayward and Josh Ritchie.
Ex On The Beach airs Tuesdays at 10pm, on MTV, BT channel 309/371 HD. Catch up on the episodes you miss on the BT Player.