Key issue of the week in Weatherfield is steroid abuse, and whether Robert has been overdoing it. However, that's a mere storm in a teacup compared to the bombshell that Carla and Ali have been having a fling under Michelle's nose. (Don't count on that wedding invite Carla).
Kate and Rana's relationship also goes down like a lead balloon. Alya is gobsmacked when she finds out, and even more stunned that her parents and Zeedan knew about it.
Elsewhere, evil Simon continues to fool the locals, in this case Toyah whose torment over a £20 should leave millions gnashing their teeth. (How long until he's hacked into Underworld and nicked all their money?)
And while Eileen is still depressed, Daniel plans a campaign to get Anna out of prison. It's a pity Eileen feels too ashamed to take part, although maybe the mystery figure sneaking around the cobbles what she should be most concerned about.